21 March 2003

Tour 2003 - musings on Hanoi


March 21, 2003

Dear Family and Friends,

With the possible exception of Yangon, Hanoi is the least westernized of all the Asian cities I have been in.  I have not seen any McDonalds, Pizza Hut, or Burger Kings.  The closest to Starbucks is Starbeans.  Apparently KFC does have a presence in Vietnam, although I have not encountered them.  I read that when KFC first came to Vietnam, in a leap of marketing brilliance that transcended common sense, they proposed an "Uncle Ho" burger, noting that Ho Chi Minh looked like the Colonel.  Officials coldly pointed out Ho was a General.  KFC sticks to chicken. 

Further introduction of western culture is not apt to happen soon either.  The Vietnamese have borrowed a page from the Parti Quebeqois.  Daily now, squads of police are wandering around the Old Quarter demanding the removal of any sign where English (or French) is more prominent than Vietnamese.  The locals display the usual derision reserved for such silly bureaucracy, and a crowd always gathers, people snigger, the police mostly try to look very serious and important.  Some shop owners are resigned, some angry, and yet others try to schmooze the police.  All the while a rant blasts out of loudspeakers.  It is all quite festive. 


I have been staying for almost two weeks in Hanoi's Old Quarter, in the same hotel, the Ngoc Minh, where Lorraine, Carole and I stayed last year.  The narrow streets of this area are lined with small tourist hotels, souvenir shops, travel agencies and restaurants.  Motorcycles, cars, pedal rickshaws, bicycles, street vendors, tourists, and locals zigzag and dodge as they compete for space on the street.  It is not possible to walk on the sidewalks; all space on them is taken up with parked motorcycles, people sitting and eating, kids playing, or grandmothers knitting. 

Each evening between 7:00PM and 9:00PM a poor deranged woman strides back and forth, back and forth, in the middle of the intersection next to the hotel.  She raves on and on in a loud angry voice, berating someone or something.  The people, rickshaws, motorcycles, cars, bicycles, all simply swerve around her, totally ignoring her real or imagined plight. 

Hanoi has a wonderful mix of architecture, Vietnamese, French, Chinese.  But I find myself watching the people with fascination, quite ignoring the backdrop. 

All businesses of a like nature tend to be concentrated on one street.  Thus you find wooden bowls on Bat Dan Street, china bowls on Bat Su, leather on Hang Da, threads on Hang Chi.  There are 36 old, specific, streets for products as diverse as shoes, tin, sugar, mats, fish, herbal medicine, sandals, pickled fish.  Hang Ruoi Street was reserved for clamworms. 

It is very common to see paper being burned in the streets.  This is done to ensure good luck.  Consequently, on Hang Giay Street you can buy paper for just that purpose.  Counterfeit US bills in $100 denominations tend to be very popular and you can buy them in great wads and burn to your hearts content. 

As you would expect, the American initiatives in Iraq are viewed very suspiciously here.  I have seen no real overt anti-Americanism, but if you have difficulty getting someone to understand your need to find a WC, asking for "Washington City" will get you to the toilet straightaway. 

In spite of its professed egalitarianism, Vietnam remains very much a man's world.  Although one sees women in virtually all professions and situations, a tour guide explained that there are still some people who will go back inside if the first person they see when they step out of their house in the morning is a woman.  To see women first is considered a bad omen for the day; so they go back in, burn some US greenbacks and try again.  Likewise, in spite of how important it is, many businesses are reluctant to have 'first business' of the day with a woman. 

Food is generally very cheap here.  A cup of Vietnamese tea on the street is usually 5 cents and locals pay about 50 cents for a meal of noodle soup.  Draught beer is sold on the street for fifteen cents a glass.  On the other hand, if you want a western coffee with fresh milk in a restaurant, the cost is $1.50.  But even at that, a western meal will still cost less than $6 or $7. 

Other than another trip to beautiful Ha Long Bay, and a one night stay on Cat Ba Island while there, all my time in Vietnam has been spent in Hanoi.  I am soon to leave on a train for China and thus ending my Vietnam visit.  I hope you are all well and look forward to seeing you soon. 


Merv.
 

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