Late February, 2003
Dear Stuart,
As you know, I
seldom drink wine while travelling in the tropics. It just doesn't have much appeal when it's hot and muggy. Besides, the service can be a bit dodgy
at the street side food stalls I frequent. But today while browsing some stalls at a nearby plaza here
in Bangkok, I had a chance to taste a Thai produced wine. From the handout given me, the wine is
made from 'Black Finger-root', a rhizome, which I believe makes it a relative
of ginger.
Anyway, the lady
offering samples pressed a small plastic cup on me to try it. She in turn placed her hand on my
heart, stomach, bum and legs, telling me it was excellent for renewing all
those areas. Then, with a furtive
glance at my nether region, she whispered "good for sex, make boom
boom". "Good for boom
boom. Boom boom all night",
she repeated several times, always in a whisper. I take it this is still a closely guarded secret. And it apparently works equally well
for men or women. This stuff
sounds unbeatable.
The wine itself
is a pale red, bright, and on the nose...
Oh hell, let's just say it's a hard wine. I don't have to be hit on the head to recognize a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I
think this is just the wine the Commanderie needs to raise it to new levels. We'll be up for anything. And for women, even if they are split
over this, I am sure they will be thrilled with it, nothing will be too hard
for them. And to hell with a
certain pharmaceutical company called Pfizer who shall remain nameless!
Knowing you would
approve, I have ordered a pallet of 64 cases of this fabulous wine (it's called
Golden Krachaidam by the way) for our group. This is just the beginning of course; I have pretty much
sewn up rights to this elixir on our behalf. We're on our way up, Boy! Best regards.
Boom boom,
toujours Boom boom.
Merv.
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